3-Star Wide-Receiver Vanderbilt commit Kenric Lanier is a GREAT Athlete. He dominated at Football University, and he was just invited to the All-American Bowl… His stock is on the rise and even though he is committed to Vanderbilt, rumors are going around that other SEC Football Schools are interested in him. College Football. NFL Football. Football. High School Football. SEC Football. BIG10 Football. Fantasy Football. Sports. Sports News. NBA. Dunk. Dunks. Highlights.
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23 Replies to “CRAZY 3-Sport Athlete!!! 😳 🤯 #shorts”
How is bro not a 5 star
Brother doesn’t stop
BRO GOT SOME 💯 TALENT FROM PRACTICING
Being that talented and going to Vandy is nuts 😂. Can’t wait to watch my Vols wipe this guy off the face of the earth in 3 sports.
Nice tryna get a Vanderbilt scholarship myself
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He sound like he’ll make a song called be a homophone
He sound like he would make a song called they are like us
CAP!!!!! Ain’t no way he has 21 scholarship offers!
Dang he’s good🏈🏈
Vanderbilt is a terrible school why sign them
They not like us
How is is he only a 3 star
kendrick lamar knockoff hes not like us in other ways
Does bro play basketball?
Nrls better no one likes nfl
Sounds like Kendrick lamar
That name is a little to close to kendricks name
bro turned that field goal into a dunk goal
Stupidest sport in the world
I want his vert
Why Vanderbilt he’s gunna waste his career they suck
my 14 year old friend runs a 4.8 40 at 14